Found: First draft of Manics’ Wales Euro song, lyrics by Richey

 Let Robson Kanu sing from the notebooks of Richey James Edwards Dylan Thomas - can suck my cock Shirley Bassey - just isn’t that good Robbie Savage - self love in his mirrors Giggsy - married into group sex Morganwg - forged his own destiny Hartson - never looked right in the tight shirts Football, football Come on Wales Lebensraum Gareth Bale Adidas? kits by fila Charlotte Church - voice of an angel Bryn Terfel - you also do singing Ashley Williams - is actually from Smethwick Howard Marks - smoked for CIA Tom Jones - false tan traces bye bye Owain Glyndŵr - limited but effective Revol football Revol football Milk milk, Ian Rush Scouse scouse Fifa fifa


Let Robson Kanu sing
from the notebooks of Richey James Edwards
Dylan Thomas – can suck my cock
Shirley Bassey – just isn’t that good
Robbie Savage – self love in his mirrors
Giggsy – married into group sex
Morganwg – forged his own destiny
Hartson – never looked right in the tight shirts
Football, football
Come on Wales
Lebensraum Gareth Bale
Adidas?
kits by fila

Charlotte Church – voice of an angel
Bryn Terfel – you also do singing
Ashley Williams – is actually from Smethwick
Howard Marks – smoked for CIA
Tom Jones – false tan traces bye bye
Owain Glyndŵr – limited but effective

Revol football
Revol football
Milk milk, Ian Rush
Scouse scouse
Fifa fifa

Author: Jon Bounds

14th Most Influential Person in the West Midlands 2008, subsequently not placed. His new book about visiting every seaside pier in England and Wales — Pier Review — has been described as “On the Road meets On the Buses”, it's out now. Jon wrote and directed the first ever piece of drama to be performed on Twitter and founded the famous blog Birmingham: It's Not Shit.

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